Payback, Bitches...

Now THIS is payback. Not only did we win 15-4, but we injured A-Rod! HA! Think twice before you fuck with the Jays Roidsy. Really, I think it was just Matt Stairs that won the game, really. It was obvious he was pissed off about yesterday, considering his sit on the Gatorade keg. Hell, even Johnny Damon did that today... what a copycat bitch. Matty hit two doubles before striking out, ending a 5-consecutive doubles run-- a Jays record, by the way.

A-Rod sat out tonights game; his excuse? "Well, my leg still hurts," A-Rod said, "and I don't want to risk hurting it again. Josh Towers is a big bully and I have a vagina." ...alright, maybe he didn't say that but he sent that message of course.

You gotta be impressed with the Jays' approach tonight, not aiming for the fences but just hitting doubles and keeping the line moving--small ball, and they won 15-4, no surprise. Frank Thomas was excellent, going 3-for-5 with 3 RBIs and 1 run... oh, and he also had 2 of the 9 doubles, a Jays record.

Troy Glaus, on the other hand, is just disappointing still. He was the only Jay without a hit, and one of only two Jays not to get an RBI (the other being leadoff man Matt Stairs). Overbay broke out of his slump though, going 3-for-5 with 3 runs, 1 RBI and a double.

The Good

We made the Yankees our bitch. Period. Halladay was fantastic, our offence was unbelievable and our defence even was still it's normal great. Great game overall... and A-Roid got injured!

The Bad

Was there any bad today? Maybe that Halladay gave up three homeruns, but that's just about it.

The Ugly

Troy Glaus you slumping son-of-a-bitch get a broken bat single and get out of your slump, you're pissing me off.