It's About Time...

It has finally happened people! Jason Phillips, the Mendoza line batter that looks like Darth Vader with downsyndrome behind the plate, has finally been released by the club, announced Friday. Curtis Thigpen has been called up, because he's shown that he can hit at the major-league level, and Phillips has shown that he can't. "Gregg Zaun... you're next." You know what? I'm tired of our crappy catchers, but... Zaun did finally throw out a runner on Friday. I'd say it was a great play, except it was way past due, so it was mediocre at best; congratulations.